

My Seawoman
1990-06-01 · 80 min · ★ 4.3
At a popular vacation destination in Crimea every evening the entertainer Lyudmila Pashkova hosts "Where are you, talents?" - a friendly competition designed to amuse vacationers. Michael Gudkov, a vacationer from the northern Russian city of Murmansk, takes up the challenge performing his favorite song "My Female Sailor". In spite of a well-received performance the host did not award a victory to him. Feeling slighted Michael decides to compete every evening with his song until he gets his well-deserved prize becoming a favorite fixture of the local competition.
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- Directors
- Anatoly Eyramdzhan
- Production companies
- Odeon
- Countries
- Soviet Union
- Status
- Released
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Lyudmila GurchenkoLyudmila Pashkova, entertainer
Mikhail DerzhavinMichael Gudkov, vacationer
Tatyana VasilevaTatyana Ptashuk, accordion player
Georgi MartirosyanSuzdalev, famous actor, friend of Lyudmila Pashkova
Roksana BabayanClerk of a rental bureau
Lyubov PolishchukLambada performer
Roman RyazantsevKolya, son of Lyudmila Pashkova
Anastasiya NemolyaevaMasha, Kolya's girlfriend
Ekaterina ZinchenkoMoscow colleague of Michael Gudkov
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