
My Beloved, Give Me a Crocodile
1961-01-01 · 7 min · Not rated
Two twinlike women who live in the Stone Age want to wear the clothes that are all the rage. Birds on their heads, tigers on their shoulders and a fast crocodile as a means of transport –these are the challenges that men have to face.
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- Directors
- Edward Musiałowicz
- Production companies
- Studio Miniatur Filmowych
- Countries
- Poland
- Status
- Released
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