
Can't Smeg Won't Smeg
1998-02-14 · 27 min · Not rated
20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.
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- Directors
- Ed Bye
- Production companies
- BBC, Grant Naylor Productions
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
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Ainsley HarriottSelf
Chris BarrieRimmer
Craig CharlesLister
Danny John-JulesCat/Duane Dibbley
Robert LlewellynKryten
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