

Take the Money and Run
1969-08-18 · 85 min · ★ 7.1
Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.
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- Directors
- Woody Allen
- Production companies
- Palomar Pictures International
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,530,000
- Revenue
- USD 6,080,000
Top Cast
Woody AllenVirgil Starkwell
Janet MargolinLouise
Marcel HillaireFritz
Jacquelyn HydeMiss Blair
Lonny ChapmanJake - Convict
Jan MerlinAl - Bank Robber
James AndersonChain Gang Warden
Howard StormFred
Dan FrazerJulius Epstein - The Psychiatrist
Jackson BeckThe Narrator
Louise LasserKay Lewis
Roy EngelPrison GuardTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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