

Where the Hell's That Gold?!!?
1988-11-13 · 91 min · ★ 4.6
A pair of thieves are pursued by the U.S. Army, the Mexican federales and Apaches in this made-for-TV Western.
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- Directors
- Burt Kennedy
- Production companies
- The Konigsberg/Sanitsky Company, Brigade Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Willie NelsonCross
Delta BurkeGermany
Jack ElamBoone
Alfonso ArauIndio
Gregory SierraGeneral
Gerald McRaneyJones
Jaime Lyn BauerBrandy
Annabelle GurwitchJesse
J.D. GarfieldYoung Fargo ManTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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