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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025-10-10 · 113 min · ★ 6.3

Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Directors
Mary Bronstein
Production companies
A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Countries
United States of America
Status
Released
Budget
USD 1,500,000
Revenue
USD 1,709,642

Top Cast

Rose ByrneRose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienConan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyA$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldDanielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnDelaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinMary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkIvy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergMark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanManu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterChristian SlaterFather
Eva KornetEva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyElla BeattyKate
Helen HongHelen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriDaniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisJosh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinRonald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)
Lark WhiteLark WhiteVanessa
Laurence BlumLaurence BlumPolice Officer
Amy Judd LiebermanAmy Judd LiebermanMelanie
Char SidneyNurse

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