Damned If You Do
2000-10-12 · 18 min · ★ 4.3
Alfie is the brother no one notices, and at his hot-shot brother Richard's wedding, Alfie's father insults him, his brother puts him down, he gets fired, and he falls off a second-story ledge to his death. He's in line to enter Heaven, when the Devil recruits him. The deal: go back to Earth, break all Ten Commandments in an hour, and get to join the big, eternal party in Hell. Alfie returns to the wedding, his list of Commandments in hand, and proceeds to have the time of his life. But what does the Devil have in store for him at hour's end? Is Satan trustworthy?
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- Directors
- Jimmy Zeilinger
- Production companies
- Sony Pictures High Definition Center
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Jonathan SlavinAlfie
Allan MurrayRichard
Paul KeithPriest
Ken HanesAlfie's Boss
Barbara StuartAunt Ruth
Scott LowellFunny Guy
David Alan GrierThe DevilTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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