
The Problem with Fiber Optics
2005-08-07 · 20 min · ★ 9.0
Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.
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- Directors
- Greg Jardin
- Production companies
- Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 50,000
Top Cast
Ptolemy SlocumSheldon Bemis
Jenna LeeVivian VindechetTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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