

Bald Nanny
2025-11-13 · 83 min · ★ 5.0
A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.
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- Directors
- Alisa Shitikova
- Production companies
- Berg Sound, Temp Film Company, Gazprom-Media, ivi
- Countries
- Russia
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Nikita PanfilovVetrov
Marina VasilyevaKris
Mariya AbramovaLika
Mark‑Malik MurashkinStas
Varvara KuprinaNyuta
Yan TsapnikSmelyanskiy
Maksim BelborodovAgent
Marina DenisovaOlya
Denis BuzinKoval
Elizaveta GoncharenkoNeighbor
Mikhail KukotaPatrol
Irina OnatskayaAccomplice
Nikita BureevLika’s boyfriend
Sergey BelovStore Security Guard
Oleg KosiyanenkoTranslator
Aleksandr RudFSB OfficerTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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