He Never Touched Me
1917-02-12 · 11 min · ★ 8.0
Slapstick comedy short about a quarreling couple and a nosy mother-in-law.
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- Directors
- Larry Semon
- Production companies
- Vitagraph Company of America
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Jimmy AubreyA Crafty Lawyer
Hughie MackA Week (!) -Kneed Husband
Alice MannThe Wife
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