
Ashley Bones: The Bimbo Cannibal
2025-11-19 · 15 min · Not rated
Ashley Bones is just your regular pink-loving bimbo-core girly girl, with an absolutely relentless hunger for the flesh and blood of men. She is always on the hunt for the most irritating boys she can find, because there is just something about their insecure hyper-masculinity that makes their flesh taste so good when served with some light seasoning and a side of gluten-free pasta. But for the first time literally EVER, Ashley has a hard time luring in the perfect target...
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- Lee Dubin
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- My Sandbox Productions
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- United States of America
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- Released
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Julia RomeAshley Bones
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