
Zu Kino Sag Ich Nie No
2026-04-25 · Runtime unavailable · Not rated
What's the worst that can happen in cinema? Dennis Kitken is about to find out. What starts of as just another day in the life of a disaffected cinema owner soon develops into something much more intriguing. Amidst monsters, suspicious co-workers, goofy sidekicks and incompetent gangsters Dennis will have to do everything in his power to take care of the chaos surrounding him to prove he is worthy to be the boss of it all.
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- Christopher Meier-Wilkening
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- Germany
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- Released
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