

Lesbian Vampire Killers
2009-03-16 · 86 min · ★ 5.2
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
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- Directors
- Phil Claydon
- Production companies
- AV Pictures
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
James CordenFletch
Mathew HorneJimmy
MyAnna BuringLotte
Paul McGannVicar
Silvia CollocaCarmilla
Emer KennyRebecca
Vera FilatovaEva
Lucy GaskellJudy
Louise DylanAnke
Emma CliffordMs Rossi
Travis OliverSteve
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