

Dead Fish
2005-10-11 · 94 min · ★ 5.6
Gary Oldman is Lynch, a strangely charming hit man in this explosively funny dark comedy in the tradition of Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. With an all-star cast including Terence Stamp, Elena Anaya, Robert Carlyle and Billy Zane, Dead Fish is a chaotic tale of criminals looking for love, money and revenge that will have you falling out of your chair laughing!
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- Directors
- Charley Stadler
- Production companies
- Orange Pictures
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Gary OldmanLynch
Robert CarlyleDanny Devine
Cassandra BellSugar Waters
Kevin McNallyFrank Rosenheim (as Kevin R. McNally)
Elena AnayaMimi
Andrew-Lee PottsAbe Klein (as Andrew-Lee Potts)
Iddo GoldbergThief
Jimi MistrySalvador E. Johnson
Billy ZaneVirgil
Frances BarberS & M Prostitute
Paul Courtenay HyuPhonebooth Guy
Terence StampSamuel Fish
Karel RodenDragan
Sebastian KnappMegakey GuyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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