

The Big Tease
1999-11-26 · 87 min · ★ 5.9
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
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- Directors
- Kevin Allen
- Production companies
- Warner Bros. Pictures
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- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Craig FergusonCrawford Mackenzie
Frances FisherCandy
Mary McCormackMonique
Donal LogueEamonn
Larry MillerDunston Cactus
Charles NapierSen. Warren Crockett
Michael Paul ChanClarence
Sara GilbertGretle Dickens
Ted McGinleyJohnny Darjerling
Nina SiemaszkoBetty Fuego
David RascheStig
Chris LanghamBBC Interviewer
David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff
Drew CareyDrew Carey
Cathy Lee CrosbyCathy Lee Crosby
Caitlyn JennerBruce Jenner
Melissa RiversDianne Abbott
Emily ProcterYoung Valhenna Woman
Jay ThomasTony Bolero (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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