

Up the Chastity Belt
1972-01-14 · 94 min · ★ 4.2
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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- Directors
- Bob Kellett
- Production companies
- EMI Films
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
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Frankie HowerdLurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham CrowdenSir Coward de Custard
Bill FraserSir Braggart de Bombast
Roy HuddNick the Pick
Hugh PaddickRobin Hood
Anna QuayleLady Ashfodel
Fred EmneyMortimer
Dave KingLandlord of The Blue Boar
Lance PercivalOur Man in the Holy Land
Nora SwinburneMistress of the Bed Chamber
Eartha KittScheherazade
David BattleyYokel
Royce MillsKnotweed
Veronica CliffordWinifred
Frank ThorntonMaster of Ceremonies
Iain CuthbertsonTeutonic Knight
Derek GriffithsSaladin
Rita WebbMaid MarianTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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