

Bad Johnson
2014-05-02 · 87 min · ★ 4.6
With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.
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- Directors
- Huck Botko
- Production companies
- 2DS Productions, Roman Empire
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Cam GigandetRich Johnson
Nick ThuneRich's Penis
Katherine CunninghamLindsay Young
Kevin MillerJosh Nelson
Jessica JoyEmily
Katie RichSamantha
Holly HoukKimi
Jamie ChungJamie
Bradley Grant SmithFormer Best Friend
George LakoStrip Club Patron
Meg ThalkenDoctor
Karen WoditschMother
Casey TuttonTeenage Girl
Danny RhodesWaiter
James R. DohertyBlond Guy
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