Your New Pig Is Down the Road
1999-07-02 · 5 min · Not rated
"Filmed in 16mm and hand processed in a week at Phil Hoffman's Film Farm in Canada, this film was a treasure map to lead my husband to his gift, a little pet pig." — Helen Hill
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