
Vapid Shallow Models Must Die
2006-08-01 · 91 min · ★ 1.0
When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.
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- Directors
- Michael Haboush
- Production companies
- 777 Films Corporation
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 500,000
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