

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
2008-09-18 · 10 min · ★ 6.7
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
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Production details
- Directors
- Richard Gale
- Production companies
- Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 600
Top Cast
Paul ClemensJack Cucchiaio
Michael James KaceyThe Doctor
Fay KatoThe Mystic
Melissa PaladinoThe Girlfriend
Brian RohanThe Murderer
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