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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

2008-09-18 · 10 min · ★ 6.7

Comedy · Horror

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Directors
Richard Gale
Production companies
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
Countries
United States of America
Status
Released
Budget
USD 600

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Paul ClemensPaul ClemensJack Cucchiaio
Michael James KaceyMichael James KaceyThe Doctor
Fay KatoFay KatoThe Mystic
Melissa PaladinoMelissa PaladinoThe Girlfriend
Brian RohanBrian RohanThe Murderer
Richard GaleRichard GaleNarrator (voice)

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