

Porklips Now
1980-10-01 · 22 min · ★ 5.9
This spoof of 'Apocalypse Now' has health inspector Will Dullard travelling by car "uptown" with two friends to have a meeting with a certain Mertz, the owner of a meat processing shop, to "investigate with extreme prejudice."
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- Directors
- Ernie Fosselius
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- Unavailable
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- United States of America
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- Released
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Billy GrayDullard
Ernie FosseliusMertz / Kilroy
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