

The Legend of Barney Thomson
2015-07-24 · 96 min · ★ 6.1
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.
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- Directors
- Robert Carlyle
- Production companies
- Trinity Works Entertainment, Latitude Media, Sigma Films
- Countries
- United Kingdom, Canada
- Status
- Released
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Robert CarlyleBarney
Emma ThompsonCemolina
Ray WinstoneHoldall
Ashley JensenDetective Inspector June Robertson
James CosmoJames Henderson
Tom CourtenayChief Superintendent McManaman
Kevin GuthrieMacPherson
Martin CompstonChris
Stephen McColeWullie
Brian PettiferCharlie
Eileen McCallumMrs. Gaffney
Barbara RaffertyJean Monkrieff
Matt CostelloChris' Creepy Neighbour
Finlay WelshJenkins
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