Patchwork
2008-05-21 · Runtime unavailable · ★ 2.0
Plump Jana is a single mother. She's not looking for a man at all, she assures us during speed dating, but she can't take her eyes off a handsome guy. Her friend Grit snatches him from under her nose, but Jana doesn't let up. Daniel is soon on the hook and even moves in with her stepdaughter, but keeps his distance. When Jana tries to force the situation by getting pregnant, she promptly achieves the opposite. But then the children run away.
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- Franziska Buch
- Production companies
- ORF, BR
- Countries
- Germany
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- Released
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Gabriela Maria SchmeideJana Martinez
Fritz KarlDaniel Rothenburg
Oscar Ortega SánchezRoberto Martinez
Sophie RoisGrit
Petra BerndtWalli
Nicholas OfczarekThommi
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