
I Could've Been a Hooker
2011-01-01 · 24 min · ★ 4.8
Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.
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- Baya Kasmi
- Production companies
- Karé Productions
- Countries
- France
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- Released
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Vimala PonsMina
Bruno PodalydèsPierre
Jean-Claude DeretMonsieur Boyer
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