

The Vocational Masseur
1981-04-02 · 85 min · ★ 4.9
A soccer player is injured and decides to recuperate at a secluded villa accompanied by a sexy masseuse.
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- Directors
- Francisco Lara Polop
- Production companies
- José Frade Producciones Cinematográficas
- Countries
- Spain
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Raúl SenderTomás
Adriana VegaEva
Francisco CecilioEnrique Arroitagoitxenea
Juanito NavarroTío Aniceto
Quique CamoirasDr. Carrión
María SalernoElisa
Sara MoraPepa
Miguel Rellán
Adrián OrtegaNotario
Marisa PorcelEmiliaTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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