

No me toques el pito que me irrito
1983-12-05 · 95 min · ★ 4.2
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- Directors
- Ricard Reguant
- Production companies
- Films Dara
- Countries
- Spain
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- Released
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Carles VelatCasimiro Berga
Andrea AlbaniCati
Emma QuerCloti
Diana ConcaDiana
Bárbara BenAdela
Conrado Tortosa 'Pipper'Sánchez
Carmen SerretSeñorita ChichiTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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