

Teddy Bear
1981-05-04 · 110 min · ★ 7.8
En route to London, Bear discovers at the border checkpoint that his passport is missing a few pages, which may prevent him from traveling to the city with the sports team he manages.
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- Directors
- Stanisław Bareja
- Production companies
- Zespół Filmowy "Perspektywa"
- Countries
- Poland
- Status
- Released
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Stanisław TymRyszard Ochodzki / Stanislaw Toe
Barbara BurskaIrena Ochodzka, Ryszard's ex-wife
Christine Paul-PodlaskyAleksandra Kozeł
Krzysztof KowalewskiJan Hochwander
Bronisław PawlikStuwała
Ewa BemSinger
Zofia CzerwińskaIrena
Cezary JulskiCustomer
Marian ŁączInkasent
Stanisław MikulskiLieutenant Lech Ryś
Wojciech PokoraWłodarczyk
Eugeniusz PriwieziencewTraffic Policeman
Eugeniusz RobaczewskiSongwriter
Hanna SkarżankaCleaning Lady
Stefan ŚródkaWeglarz
Jerzy TurekWacław Jarzabek
Andrzej WasilewiczMan at the Airport
Barbara WiniarskaMeat Vendor
Jerzy BończakChrostowicz
Andrzej FedorowiczDriver in Film ProductionTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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