

The Brand New Testament
2015-09-02 · 114 min · ★ 6.6
God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...
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Production details
- Directors
- Jaco Van Dormael
- Production companies
- Caviar, Climax Films, VOO, Orange Studio, Bac Cinema, Terra Incognita Films, Après le Déluge, Belga Productions, RTBF, BeTV, BNP Paribas Fortis
- Countries
- Luxembourg, Belgium, France
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 8,700,000
- Revenue
- USD 15,709,652
Top Cast
Pili GroyneEa
Benoît PoelvoordeGod
Yolande MoreauGod's Wife
Catherine DeneuveMartine
François DamiensFrançois
Serge LarivièreMarc
Didier De NeckJean-Claude
Laura VerlindenAurélie
Romain GelinWilly
Marco LorenziniVictor
Johan HeldenberghThe Priest
Anna TentaXenia, l'Allemande
David MurgiaJésus Christ
Gaspard PauwelsKevin
Bilal AyaPhilippe
Johan LeysenMartine's Husband
Dominique AbelAdam
Sandrine LarocheCatherine
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