

Ted & Ralph
1998-12-26 · 66 min · ★ 7.0
One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?
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- Directors
- Christine Gernon
- Production companies
- BBC
- Countries
- United Kingdom
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- Released
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Paul WhitehouseTed / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
Kathy BurkeMrs. Ted
Simon DayTall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
Paul BigleyShort Tom
Arabella WeirMrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
Mark WilliamsConfirmed Bachelor
Simon RobertsCousin Jack
Miranda RichardsonHenrietta Blough-Pendleton
Gina BellmanHenrietta Spain
Fiona AllenDog Barking Woman
Donna EwinGirl at PartyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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