
Loins of Punjab Presents
2007-01-28 · 88 min · ★ 5.4
A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An entrepreneurial yogi. And a Loin King. Enter a roller-coaster world of seven strangers whose lives collide during a singing contest in a small New Jersey town.
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- Manish Acharya
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Shabana AzmiRrita Kapoor
Ajay NaiduTurbanotorious B.D.G.
Ayesha DharkerOpama Menon
Seema RahmaniSania Rehman
Jameel KhanMr. Bokade
Darshan JariwalaSanjeev Patel
Kunaal Roy KapurMr. White
Loveleen MishraAlpa Patel
Samrat ChakrabartiTrance Sen (Judge)
Avantika AkerkarAshwini (Judge)
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