

If You Only Knew
2000-03-05 · 107 min · ★ 6.1
A romantic comedy about a young man who fakes homosexuality to draw the interest of a woman. Instead she tries to help him find a date.
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- Directors
- David Snedeker
- Production companies
- Unavailable
- Countries
- United States of America, Germany
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Johnathon SchaechParker Concorde
Alison EastwoodSamantha
James Le GrosJack
Gabrielle AnwarKate
Paul SampsonMatt
Annie CorleyJoanne
Rainbeau MarsKim
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.Troy
Frank VincentGino
Lainie KazanBess
Jo YangGrocery ClerkTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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