

The Wackiest Ship in the Army
1960-12-29 · 99 min · ★ 6.1
Lieutenant Rip Crandall is hoodwinked into taking command of the "Wackiest Ship in the Navy" – a real garbage scow with a crew of misfits who don't know a jib from a jigger. What none of them knows, including Crandall, is that this ship has a very important top-secret mission to complete in waters patrolled by the Japanese fleet. Their mission will save hundreds of allied lives – if only they can get there in one piece.
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- Directors
- Richard Murphy
- Production companies
- Columbia Pictures
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Jack LemmonRip Crandall
Ricky NelsonTommy Hanson
John LundWilbur Vandewater
Chips RaffertyPatterson
Tom TullyCaptain McClung
Joby BakerJosh Davidson
Warren BerlingerA.J. Sparks
Patricia DriscollMaggie
Mike KellinJack MacCarthy
Richard AndersonDennis Foster
Alvy MooreJohnson
Joseph Gallison
Teru ShimadaSamada
John AndersonSailor (uncredited)
Nesdon BoothChief Petty Officer (uncredited)
Lysa D'AnjouFrench guide (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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