

Offsides
1991-09-22 · 95 min · ★ 5.5
Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.
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- Directors
- Fernando Fernán Gómez
- Production companies
- Lotus Films
- Countries
- Spain
- Status
- Released
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Fernando Fernán GómezDon Aníbal
José Luis López VázquezDon Anselmo del Castillo
María AsquerinoSor María
Luis EscobarDon Alfonso
Gabino DiegoAntonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor
Tomás ZoriDon José
Alfonso del RealDon Juan
Manuel AlexandreDon Luis
Eulalia RamónSusana
Tina SainzFiscal
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