

The VelociPastor
2018-09-28 · 75 min · ★ 5.5
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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- Directors
- Brendan Steere
- Production companies
- WildEye Releasing, Hollow Tree Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 36,000
- Revenue
- USD 100,000
Top Cast
Gregory James CohanDoug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa KempinskiCarol
Fernando Pacheco de CastroFrankie Mermaid
Aurelio VoltaireAltair
Jesse TuritsSam the White Ninja
Claire HsuChinese Villager
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