

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
2009-01-19 · 89 min · ★ 4.3
Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
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Production details
- Directors
- Jordan Galland
- Production companies
- Off Hollywood Pictures, C Plus Pictures
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 600,000
Top Cast
Jake HoffmanJulian Marsh
Devon AokiAnna
Geneva CarrCharlotte Lawrence
Kris LemcheVince
John VentimigliaTheo Horace / Horatio
Waris AhluwaliaHugo Pepper
Azie TesfaiZadeska
Carmen GoodineLyuba
Ralph MacchioBobby Bianchi
Joey KernHamlet
Jeremy SistoDetective Wimbly
Chip Zien
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