This Is Not a Love Song
2002-01-01 · 94 min · ★ 6.8
Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.
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- Directors
- Bille Eltringham
- Production companies
- Strange Dog, UK Film Council
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
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Michael ColganSpike
David BradleyMr Bellamy
John HenshawArthur
Chris MiddletonPolicemanTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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