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2018-05-01 · 103 min · ★ 6.4

Comedy

Juca Valente owns a kiosk on the coast of São Paulo and just wants to have fun. An eternal flirt, he hates big responsibilities and doesn't think about having anything serious with anyone. But his life takes an entirely different turn when an American ex-girlfriend dumps a baby on him and disappears. Juca then leaves for the United States with the intention of returning the child, not imagining that he would start liking the idea of being a father.

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Directors
André Moraes
Production companies
20th Century Fox Brazil, Globo Filmes, Alebrije Producciones, Mistika, Total Entertainment, Agência Nacional do Cinema - ANCINE
Countries
Brazil, Mexico
Status
Released

Top Cast

Leandro HassumLeandro HassumJuca Valente
Laura RamosBrenda
Jarbas Homem de MelloJarbas Homem de MelloBob Gomez
Manuela KfouriManuela KfouriEmma
Giovanna Correa AielloEmma (Bebê)
Zéu BrittoZéu BrittoLuisinho
Maria BiaMeire
Ana Carolina MachadoAna Carolina MachadoRenné
Viviane RojasVanessa
Guga CoelhoGuga CoelhoDiretor Cena Moto
Eduardo EstrelaPorteiro
Bryan RuffoBryan RuffoAtor Cena Moto
Derrick GreenDerrick GreenAtor Vilão Cena Ringue
Rodrigo FernandesRodrigo FernandesOficial de Justiça
Rodrigo ToméOzzy
Will RobertsWill RobertsJuiz
Alex GruliAlex GruliMédico
Ana Rita AbdallaMoça Gaúcha
Bella ChiangColeguinha Prepotente
Camila CoutinhoCamila CoutinhoFuncionária Aeroporto

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