

The Green Butchers
2003-03-08 · 100 min · ★ 7.1
Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.
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- Directors
- Anders Thomas Jensen
- Production companies
- M&M Productions
- Countries
- Denmark
- Status
- Released
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Nikolaj Lie KaasBjarne / Eigil
Mads MikkelsenSvend
Line KruseAstrid
Nicolas BroHus Hans
Aksel ErhardtsenVillumsen
Bodil JørgensenTina
Ole ThestrupHolger
Lily WeidingJuhl
Camilla BendixBeate
Tomas Villum JensenHåndværker
Elsebeth SteentoftIngrid Grith
Mikkel VadsholtElektriker
Jeppe KaasMusiker
Jakob CedergrenLevnedsmiddelkontrollen
Kristian HalkenLevnedsmiddelkontrollen
Kjeld NørgaardLeif Larsen
Lars RantheLevnedsmiddelkontrollen
Peter ReichhardtLevnedsmiddelkontrollenTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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