
Why did I write the Bible
2017-11-28 · 30 min · ★ 5.7
Francis, a man in his sixties, is found in a diving suit, swimming in a river in the city center. Even his children, accustomed to their father's escapades, are surprised: since Francis knows he is condemned, it seems really unmanageable. Samuel and his sister must therefore find a way to accompany him at any cost.
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- Directors
- Alexandre Steiger
- Production companies
- 10:15! Productions
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
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Christian BouilletteFrancis
Samuel AchacheSam
Laëtitia SpigarelliEmma
Alexandre SteigerJésus ChristTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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