
Jesus H. Zombie
2006-08-08 · 47 min · ★ 4.0
The horrific fight to the death thriller keeps your knees on edge, with its grassy sense of humor and its lack of chicken feet. This movie portrays a man on a mission to defeat the beast in the ultimate sacrifice of his favorite chicken dinner.
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- Directors
- Daniel Heisel
- Production companies
- Shy By Day Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,000
Top Cast
Dah-uh MorrowAlex
Bill PacerTex
Ted ParkerJesus Christ
Chandler RiggsEgon / Zombie ensemble
Hugh HigginsMormon
Helen LeRoyVal
Belinda D'PreePokey LawrenceTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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