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Traditional Family Vampires

2000-06-20 · 15 min · ★ 10.0

Comedy · Horror

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

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Directors
Bobby R. Poirier
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United States of America
Status
Released

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Brian HindsFather
Christine Louise MarshallMother
Sarah LordDaughter
J.D. MerrittMan
Cole TuckerCole TuckerHimself
Harrison AnkersLaWanda
John HicksonThe Priest
Mary Lou BagleyOld Woman
Bobby R. PoirierBobby R. PoirierBar Patron

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