
Faces of Schlock
2009-04-10 · 105 min · ★ 2.0
Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem.
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- Directors
- Henrique Couto, Chris LaMartina, Andrew N. Shearer, Justin Channell
- Production companies
- Midnight Crew Studios, Freak Productions, Gonzoriffic Films, IWC Films
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Ruby LaRoccaTrash (segment "Slay Ride")
George StoverDr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Countess SamelaLucia (segment "Blood Witch")
Chris RhodesGene (segment "Mike Wuz Here")Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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