

Long Live the Seal
1982-03-28 · 92 min · ★ 6.4
Andrea, a nice girl, move from Veneto (north of Italy) to Roma. She is employed as a nurse in a medical practice. She soon is involved in a never-ending game of misunderstanding, couples exchange, sexual seductions.
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- Directors
- Nando Cicero
- Production companies
- Cinemaster
- Countries
- Italy
- Status
- Released
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Lory Del SantoAndrea
Michela MitiMarisa Patacchiola
Riccardo BilliNonno
Dagmar LassanderSerena Patacchiola
Bombolodott. Filippo Patacchiola
Fabio GrossiPaolo Patacchiola
Victor Cavalloimbianchino
Franco Bracardibarbone
Giovanni Attanasioportinaio
Sergio Di Pintobarista
Enio Drovanditassista
Anna FallDomenica
Carmine Faracoamico di Marisa
Carlo MariniMichele
Bobby Rhodesamante di Domenica
Alfredo Adamipaziente con 18 figli
Enzo Andronicoesibizionista
Antonella Antinoridonna sadica in albergo
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