

Meet Monica Velour
2010-06-04 · 98 min · ★ 5.8
For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.
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- Directors
- Keith Bearden
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- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 5,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 33,042
Top Cast
Kim CattrallLinda Romanoli
Dustin IngramTobe
Brian DennehyPop Pop
Jee Young HanAmanda
Daniel YelskyKenny
Keith DavidClaude
Sam McMurrayRonnie
Elizabeth ShapiroSnickers
Tony CoxPetting Zoo Club Owner
Henry YukAmandas DadTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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