
Cock, Crap, Fuck
2019-01-19 · 16 min · ★ 4.0
Max, 20 years old, is a boy scout leader dealing with Tourette's syndrome. His symptoms disappear when he is in front of a camera. That's how he manages to seduce Giulia. But when they decide to make love, is the camera still welcome?
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- Directors
- Côme Levin
- Production companies
- OCS, Hamburger Records, Maja Films
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Arthur ChoisnetMax
Eden DucourantGiulia
François DeblockBryan
Bruno PaviotPère Giulia
Gavril DartevelleCharles-Henri
Benoît TachoiresPatron café
Manon AzemYoung woman in front of the florist
François CivilYoung man in front of the floristTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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