

Jesus, Mary and Joey
2006-01-01 · 105 min · ★ 4.4
Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own.
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- Directors
- James Quattrochi
- Production companies
- Federal Hill Pictures
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
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Marley SheltonMary O`Callahan
Jennifer EspositoFrankie Vitello
Olympia DukakisSophia Vitello
Jason GedrickTony Cappucino
Stacy KeachJack O`Callahan
Tess HarperLiz O`Callahan
Judith ScarponeAngelina Vitello
John CapodiceJoey Vitello Sr.
Dan LauriaFather Gino
Hallie EisenbergMelissa
John MarianoCarlo
Robert CostanzoRocco
Peter OnoratiJamie
Ken LernerSaulley
Sean GunnStievie
Judson MillsTaylor Gordon
Daniel MargottaSkinny
Charles DurningTeddyTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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