

You May Not Kiss the Bride
2011-04-03 · 97 min · ★ 5.6
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
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- Directors
- Rob Hedden
- Production companies
- Luminair Film Productions, Hawaii Film Partners, Showcase Entertainment, Inc.
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Dave AnnableBryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPheeMasha Nikitin
Rob SchneiderErnesto
Mena SuvariTonya
Tia CarrereLani
Kathy BatesBryan's Mother
Ken DavitianVadik Nikitin
Kevin DunnAgent Ross
Vinnie JonesBrick
Stephen TobolowskyPlumber
Howard BishopAgent Meyers
Theo CoumbisOleg
Tani Lynn FujimotoResort Receptionist
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