
Jack and the Beanstalk: The ITV Pantomime
1998-12-25 · 73 min · ★ 7.0
A televised pantomime of Jack and the Beanstalk featuring various celebrities.
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- Directors
- John Henderson
- Production companies
- ITV
- Countries
- United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Neil MorrisseyJack
Adrian EdmondsonDame Dolly
Griff Rhys JonesBaron Wasteland
Denise Van OutenJill
Morwenna BanksGoldilocks
Julie WaltersFairy Godmother
Julian ClaryTim / Baron's Henchman #1
Peter SerafinowiczBaron's Henchman #2
Will BartonHarp
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