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Don't Touch the White Woman!
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Don't Touch the White Woman!

1974-01-23 · 108 min · ★ 5.5

Comedy · Western

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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Directors
Marco Ferreri
Production companies
Mara Films, Films 66
Countries
France, Italy
Status
Released

Top Cast

Marcello MastroianniMarcello MastroianniGeorge A. Custer
Catherine DeneuveCatherine DeneuveMarie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel PiccoliMichel PiccoliBuffalo Bill
Philippe NoiretPhilippe NoiretGen. Terry
Ugo TognazziUgo TognazziMitch
Paolo VillaggioPaolo VillaggioThe CIA agent
Serge ReggianiSerge ReggianiThe Mad Indian
Alain CunyAlain CunySitting Bull
Marco FerreriMarco FerreriThe Reporter (uncredited)
Franco FabriziFranco FabriziTom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franca BettoiaFranca BettoiaRayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)
Daniele DublinoGovernment Official
Darry CowlDarry CowlMaj. Archibald
Monique ChaumetteMonique ChaumetteSister Lucie
Jacques RobiollesJacques Robiolles
Gianmarco TognazziGianmarco TognazziFiglio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna
Henri PiccoliSitting Bull's Father
Gianmarco TognazziGianmarco TognazziFiglio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)
Bertrand TavernierBertrand TavernierUn homme du pouvoir (uncredited)

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