

A Girl in Every Port
1952-02-13 · 86 min · ★ 4.8
After two sailors are conned into buying a lame race-horse, they go ashore to sort out the problem, but when they realize that the horse is one of a pair of identical twins, their plan for revenge becomes more complicated.
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- Directors
- Chester Erskine
- Production companies
- RKO Radio Pictures
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Groucho MarxBenjamin Franklin 'Benny' Linn
Marie WilsonJane Sweet, a dumb blonde
William BendixTimothy Aloysius 'Tim' Dunnovan
Don DeForeBert Sedgwick
Gene LockhartGarvey
Dee HartfordMillicent Temple
Hanley StaffordFleet Admiral Temple
Teddy HartHigh Life
Percy HeltonDrive-In Manager
George E. StoneSkeezer
Henry CordenCandy Nose (uncredited)
Chili WilliamsCar Hop #8 (uncredited)
Midge WareCarhop (uncredited)
Dave WillockSeaman McGonegal (uncredited)
George BarrowsMarine Sentry
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